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NOW, I have actually never ever truly paid much observe to my chin, eyebrows or, undoubtedly, forehead.

As far as I was blissfully worried, I was no Bruce Forsyth (RIP), no Denis Healey (ditto for the Seventies Chancellor) and no Ant McPartlin so life was great.

And after that a leading cosmetic surgeon “digitally mapped” my face, while doing so comparing it to the leading 10 most stunning females of the world– and my hitherto halcyon facial dreams were shattered.

In Golden Ratio terms– the mathematics formula utilized to examine charm– I score a meager 78 percent for my eyebrows, 80 percent for my forehead and 83 percent for my chin.

Queen’s Gambit star Anya Taylor-Joy balanced over 94 percent, for recommendation.

So, for my nose a minimum of, I am 16 percent less tasty than Anya Taylor-Joy. Still, absolutely nothing a mini-facelift can’t alter.

Somewhere else, however, I was happy to discover I did quite well– balancing an overall of 86.26 percent.

Sure, I might not be 2024’s response to Nefertiti, however according to leading facial cosmetic surgeon Dr Julian De Silva (who might well be arranging my chin, eyebrows and forehead out with his little scalpel quickly) I’m no munter. Formally.

My Golden Ratio rating has to do with simply one percent off that of the Princess of Wales (the living one) and Kate Moss.

Ah, however which Kate? Waify, Style cover star and supermodel circa 2004, or as she looks today?

” The latter,” I’m informed.

Oh. Still, Dr Julian’s remarks on my (lovely) byline picture are heartening.

” Clemmie has an incredibly stunning face and her rating of 86.26 percent compares to a few of the most stunning females worldwide,” he states, plainly angling for a good plug of his Harley Street Centre for Advanced Cosmetic and Cosmetic Surgery.

” The Princess of Wales, with a rating of 87.45 percent, was only simply over one percent above her.

” Why is Clemmie so stunning?” (Keep talking, Dr Julian, continue talking). “She ratings extremely extremely for the space in between her nose base and lips which provides her face proportion.

” She has a magnificently shaped nose (thank you, all my own) and this is shown in her rating of 92 percent for her nose width and length.

” Her eye position is outstanding with a rating of 92 percent. Clemmie’s ratings throughout all the classifications were well above average and she would have risen into my list of the 50 highest-ranking females together with 2024’s total winner, Anya Taylor-Joy, if ball games for her eyebrows and forehead had actually been greater.”

Gah, that pesky forehead once again. Still, I am quite chuffed with these outcomes and simply hope the next time I’m marauding around a bar of a Friday night, somebody methods me with a ruler to determine my nicely balanced face.

Ah, however here lies the issue. Although certainly extremely striking and stunning, is Anya truly the world’s most beautiful female?

Nose-lip base length

Is she 2 percent more stunning than, state, Beyonce? Or hotter than Margot Robbie, whom I would eliminate with my own bare hands to appear like.

( To clarify, I would not eliminate Margot Robbie to appear like Margot Robbie, however perhaps a little rodent or lawn snake).

Due to the fact that, let’s face it, while we can all arbitrarily concur that these females are all remarkably attractive, beauty lies method beyond the skin.

Charm– or rizz, as Gen Z state– is far, even more crucial in my (92 percent) eyes. As are humour, compassion and intelligence.

All of these make somebody attractive.

A satisfying nose-lip base length does refrain from doing it for me however the total bundle– character, self-confidence and looks– does.

And no ruler or digital software application can assess that.

Nevertheless, cosmetic surgeons are progressively utilizing the Golden Ratio formula when checking prospective clients’ faces.

An aesthetically well balanced face is obviously roughly 1.618 times longer than it is broad– indicating 1.618 is the magic number.

Likewise, the range from the top of the nose to the centre of the lips must be around 1.618 times the range from the centre of the lips to the chin, while the hairline to the upper eyelid is classically 1.618 times the length of the top of the upper eyebrow to the lower eyelid.

Believe they’re hot

And so on.

However, once again, what does this all suggest, truly?

I might take a look at a photoshoot of a design and believe they’re hot then fulfill them in the flesh and be left absolutely cold.

My very first crushes were Jason Donovan, who had a mullet at the time, and Gary Lineker who, by his own admission, has ears like containers.

Neither of them would have scored an ideal 100 percent on the Golden Ratio however to my young, inexperienced eye they were genuine Adonises.

Today, if I might appear like any female worldwide it would most likely be Emma Stone, who does not include throughout the Leading 10 however has a remarkably attractive voice and an unquantifiable charm.

However back to me.

Having actually developed it’s all rubbish, I am still deeply lured to include 86.26 percent to my CV, my Instagram and X manages, LinkedIn, and send it to those good chaps at Wikipedia to see if they can upgrade my page.

Stopping Working that, and with a shandy down me, I’m going to begin presenting myself as “stunning Clemmie, 8 percent uglier than Bella Hadid”.

THE WORLD’S LEADING CHARMS … SAYS RATIO

Dr Julian De Silva is a facial surgeon who runs the Centre For Advanced Facial Cosmetic And Plastic Surgery in Harley Street in London.

Dr Julian De Silva is a leading facial cosmetic surgeon who specialises just in surgical and non-surgical facial treatments.

He has substantial experience in cosmetic and reconstructive facial surgical treatment from fellowships in London, Los Angeles and New York City.