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I UNDERSTOOD I was a lesbian since I fell for my school good friend when I was 15, although I did have crushes on ladies before that.

Other hints were my total absence of interest in young boys, those in my area or the less-familiar enters the chic little bit of town.

Then there was my utter contempt for womanly frippery. While the other ladies in my class were try out cosmetics along with young boys, I was trying out my sibling’s Brutus denims, when he was out climbing up trees, wanting to never ever use a skirt or set of leggings once again.

How would you understand if you were one, too? And, now there are hardly any lesbian bars or clubs left in the UK, how do we identify one another?

I have actually long declared to be able to identify a lesbian a mile away, however it’s a lot more challenging now.

Can I depend on tried-and-tested hints such as brief, coiffed hair (or the Justin Bieber appearance), the coolest brand name of fitness instructors (HOFF are my own present favourites), or a fondness for series Orange Is The New Black?

Curious individuals frequently ask why we are lesbian or gay. “Were you dropped on the head as an infant? Did your mum beverage excessive sweet tea?” they ask.

Crazy theories

And I’ve lost count of the variety of times males have attempted ask: “How can you make love without the correct devices?” and even “Which among you is the male?”

Checking Out Stockholm, Sweden, a couple of years back, every lady over 40 appeared like a lesbian to me in reasonable shoes and freight trousers with brief hair, no cosmetics.

Every one appeared she might knock up a couple of racks or unclog a drain without batting an eyelid.

My Swedish good friend chuckled: “The lesbians are all young and attractive, with cosmetics and long hair.

” It’s as soon as ladies feel they do not need to draw in males anymore that they wind up appearing like the lesbians in your nation.”

One undergrad at the University of Warwick looked into whether lesbian voices are much deeper, more manly sounding to those of straight ladies. Her conclusion? They are not.

Other insane theories hold that we have greater levels of testosterone, suggesting larger muscles, and facial hair– all of it rubbish.

Lesbians do appear more unwinded about their look and do not dress for male approval. However can you identify a lesbian by her sportiness, or her vegetarian diet plan?

Possibly we use matching cagoules? Fred Perry t-shirts? Denims? Dr Martens? Rock-climbing equipment or tracksuits?

In the Nineties, lesbians were discovered to be 4 times most likely than the typical customer to purchase a Subaru, so a lady at the wheel of a durable four-wheel-drive may be gay.

Numerous lesbians can not be identified from other ladies initially look.

We do not all have brief hair and we do not dislike males.

In reality, straight ladies are a lot more most likely to state “I dislike males” since they’re the ones permanently getting shorts.

There are, nevertheless, a couple of telltale indications.

Ladies often visiting hardware shops together on a Sunday early morning are highly likely to be lesbians.

Ladies tend to be more physically demonstrative together than males, however, if a lady you are hugging starts twirling your hair or plucking your earlobes, that’s a quite clear indication she had actually like to be more intimate.

Nevertheless, if she asks to get it on with you so her partner can view, forget it, she’s not a lesbian.

One enormous mistaken belief– and hazardous stereotype– is that a lesbian is drawn in to every lady that crosses her course.

Never, so if you’re questioning if someone’s a lesbian and choose she’s not since she’s not flirting with you– reconsider.

However if she vacations on the island of Lesbos, there’s every opportunity she is a lesbian.

The only straight lady I have actually ever seen there was the professional photographer who accompanied me for a paper story on the lesbian scene, though I’m not exactly sure she was still straight by the time we got on the airplane home.

The term “lesbian” is originated from the island of Lesbos, which was the birth place, in 630BC, of Sappho, who composed poems about female same-sex destination.

Some years later on, at a parliamentary dispute in 1921 on whether lesbian sex ought to be criminalised, Conservative MP, Lieutenant Colonel Moore-Brabazon held forth on how to “handle lesbians”.

Dismissing choices of the capital punishment or long-lasting jail time in an asylum, he chose to “leave them completely alone, not discover them, not market them. That is the approach that has actually been embraced in England for lots of a century”.

According to these males, wives who shared a bed when their hubbies were away might just be lonesome and keeping each other business– anything else was unimaginable.

When I came out in 1977, the only “good example” was the predatory, unhinged character played by Beryl Reid in The Killing of Sibling George. Lesbians were represented as lonesome, unfortunate, awful, desperate ladies.

Then, in 1981, tennis legend Martina Navratilova was outed– positive, charming, and unambiguously lesbian.

She was precisely what we required, and led the way for others to come out. That she is now a good friend of mine still makes me shake my head in shock.

Eventually, the only conclusive method of understanding whether you’re a lesbian is to be as truthful as possible with yourself, dismiss any shame and preconception surrounding the word, and get on with it.

Simply keep in mind, what lesbians cause the very first date– her ex who is now her buddy and co-parent of her feline.

2nd date? A tooth brush and an engagement ring.

• Julie’s brand-new book, Lesbians: Where Are We Now? is out now.